Rear-ending rodeo

Today marks the 4th time someone has hit me in my car while I am minding my own business driving down the road following all traffic laws in my own lane. Am I in a very slow version of that terrible "Final Destination" movie or something?! I have been driving for roughly ten years now and for some reason these things are always happening to me. Can these people please get it together? Veer onto the shoulder instead of hitting me. Please stop making me feel like my face should be the picture next to "auto accident" on that "how will you die?" quiz. God-just thinking about this has made me remember ANOTHER time people have hit me in my car! I HAVE BEEN HIT 5 TIMES! I THINK THIS IS A LITTLE MORE THAN MY SHARE!