This is my idea of a coach!

Coach Finstock from "Teen Wolf!"

I finally watched that movie all the way through today and I just LOVE Coach Finstock. His total indifference to his position was amazing. Read for yourself below:

Coach Finstock: Look at it this way-it'll all be over in an hour.

Coach Finstock: It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference.

Dragons Basketball Coach: You want to forfeit the game?
Coach Finstock: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Dragons Basketball Coach: No.
Coach Finstock: No?
Dragons Basketball Coach: My boys have league scoring records at stake. It wouldn't be fair to them.
Coach Finstock: I just thought if we quit now, you could beat the 5 o'clock traffic.
Dragons Basketball Coach: There's a lot to learn from losing.
Coach Finstock: Hey, we'll play, if it's that big a deal to you.

Coach Finstock: Look Scotty, I know what you're going through. Couple years back, a kid came to me much the same way you're coming to me now, saying the same thing that you're saying. He wanted to drop off the team. His mother was a widow, all crippled up. She was scrubbing floors. She had this pin in her hip. So he wanted to drop basketball and get a job. Now these were poor people with real problems. Understand what I'm saying?
Scott Howard: "What happened to the kid?
Coach Finstock: "I don't know. He quit. He was a third stringer, I didn't need him.

Vice Principal Thorne: It's not going to well is it?
Coach Finstock: Well, Christ, Thorne, look at the shoes on those guys. If our guys had shoes like that there's no telling what they could do.

***I tried my best to find a youtube video I could post here, but my best choice was the video of the guy exposing himself in the final shot.