5 Hideous things from 2006

(this is one of the things you get searching for "hideous" on google image)

1. the war in Iraq: enough said

2. Paris Hilton's continued reign of terror: Earlier today I scored a 6 out of 6 on people.com's Paris Hilton quiz. I really should be using those brain cells for something better, like trying to remember why I walked to the kitchen in the first place. I can't forget to mention her hideous album here.

3. The fact that "young fashion" in 2006 meant dressing young girls to look like pregnant sluts with lots of cleavage, or just plain pregnant. What's with all the tops that start out as a bikini top but turn into a gypsy skirt looking shirt thing? I just don't get it. I don't want my shirts to hang so that they're really only touching me at all on the shoulders.

4. gas prices

5. Verizon's customer service

I know I am going to think of 80 things to add to this as soon as I post it, but really, aren't these hideous enough? I don't want to torture people.