attention plants:

Please stop germinating (if that is in fact what it's called when pollen is released)! I can't take much more. In the past few weeks, I think I have expelled two times my body weight in mucus. Allergy season, please accept the sacrificial offering of these two mucus related photos and relent on the endless pollen production!

Things are never going well when you can related to a seal with snot lines hanging out of his or her nose.