totally ridiculous useless product of the day

From dog-in-a-shell.com come these useless trinkets featuring well. . . dogs in shells. The full body versions are only $13.95, but the head only models are a hefty $19.95. The strangest thing about this site is that there seem to be about a hundred types of dog you can buy. Is this some rich dude's wife or what?! I don't even think the site manufactures anything, but just hot glues it all together. Did someone even want a dog head glued to a shell? I like the trinkets quite a bit myself, but this is all too much for me.