superbowl response from the Time Out New York blog

"Wow, can you believe the game last night? What a triumph/travesty! I was on the edge of my seat/bored to tears! I mean, can that team play/suck or what?!? Could they be any better/worse/indistinguishable in any way? I’m embarrassed for/happy for/one of/no longer one of their fans! By the end/middle/beginning if you can believe, I was pretty surprised/no longer surprised. And that one play was unbelievable/retarded/invisible! I mean, is it a ball or a blueberry pie? Who does that? Only some kind of genius/idiot/football player. Just rub some dirt in it, you buncha little girls! And the audience sure was going nuts/not going nuts. I liked when they did the wave/ate snacks/proposed on the giant screens. Truly heartwarming/atrociously salty. Did I have money on the game? Hell yes/no! That’s why I’m eating ramen/getting a hummer in a Lexus as I type this! Pretty brutal/sweet! I’m sorry, was that inappropriate? Well no more inappropriate than that one part of the action that everyone will be talking about/will have forgotten about/for a long time/by tomorrow."