Awesome Quote:

Best Band Intro Ever: (from the book Home Land (again, no underlining or italics on a mac with blogger) by Sam Lipsyte)

"Gracias, El Jefe," said Fontana, snatched the microphone from Menninger's hand. "We've got to keep this moving along. And boy do we have a special treat for you now. I remember this kid when he was a whiny little maggot with immaculate hair. He'd come running to my office every time somebody looked at him funny. I'd let him sit there and read his teenybopper magazines, but eventually I got fed up, told him to shut his trap and carry a buck knife. I'm not sure if he ever took my advice, but he returns to us tonight with a calculatingly filthly hairdo and a rather inexplicable run of success with a collection of tired chord progressions and overwrought lyrics he purports to be rock'n'roll. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Glave Wilkerson and the Spacklers!"