Just to save you some time...

Don't bother to even try watching "House of Carters" on E! unless you want to watch something that seems to make time stand still with how uncomfortable you will feel watching Nick Carter's pathetic drunk sister.

I'm still deciding about Dexter on Showtime (the show about the cop that solves murders and then kills the murderers himself). Michael C. Hall, who I will always love for his time on six feet under is great, but I think the show is pretty dark and I don't know if I'm really into that right now.