spring break

I was reading this article about spring break drinking on aol news and apparently 10% of the girls they polled said that they wished they hadn't engaged in sex with multiple partners at the same time (may not be the exact wording) while they were drunk on spring break. It was nice of the poll to clean up that question and not just ask these girls if they regretted being gang raped, don't you think?

I am so sick of alcohol being an excuse for whatever dumb stuff people want to try and get away with. If you tell me something happened because you were drunk, I will just think that you make poor decisions AND that you are in denial of your true feelings about whatever act you committed. If you become some totally different, uncontrollable person when you drink, maybe you should reconsider even drinking at all.

Anyway, I thought this picture was funny. Of course I've come across other jobs that I know I would be horrible at, but the job of the girl on the right in this picture really takes the cake. I would be a terrible beer bong cheerleader/judge! I would spend the whole time rolling my eyes, trying to clean the beer bong's tubing with rubbing alcohol, and making sure that girls are with a sober friend. Needless to say, I wouldn't be a beer bong cheerleader/judge for very long.