Totally weird student teaching quotes of the day

First graders are weird. Observe:

my mentor teacher: what else is missing from this picture?
(note-this is a self-portrait of my mentor teacher missing legs, feet, etc)
first grader: blah blah blah a penis!

me: oh, did you draw a robot?
different first grader: no this is my dad and these are his BOOBIES!
me: okay.

All in all, I think I am really going to enjoy elementary school.