totally horrifying mva experience of the day

I had to go to the full service mva in Essex today to get my new name on my license. I'm not going to slam Essex, I think it's okay...but its mva is repulsive. I ended up having to sit next to the most disgusting girl who was wearing a crop top that exposed quite a bit of flab who scratched herself excessively. She scratched her shoulders and ankles while I strained to get as far away as possible. When she wasn't scratching she was writing on her jeans in pen and making out with one of the two random dudes she was with. The girls behind us were talking loudly and openly about how the one is a stripper because she knew it would be the "only way she would ever have nice things." Then they both discussed cheating on boyfriends/stealing other people's boyfriends/"getting the penis" from other people's boyfriends for quite some time. Even the rash girl was into listening to them because after they got called she was telling her male friends about them. Hopefully the next time I need something done at the MVA I can get it done at a satellite location.